Pain is inevitable, misery is optional.

Laughing is my hobby, and a smile is my favourite accessory.


Jesus loves you!

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

(via hotguysandpizza)

(via smiletoomuch)

wemarchalone:


“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“
“BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH”
“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“
“BLAWUHALSJAULBAW”

THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD

wemarchalone:

“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“

“BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH”

“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“

“BLAWUHALSJAULBAW”

THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD

(via insanelyepic)

did-you-kno:

Former circus elephants Shirley and Jenny were reunited at a sanctuary after 22 years, where they soon became inseparable. When Jenny passed away, the rest of her new family surrounded her, rumbling and trumpeting until she died. Source

did-you-kno:

Former circus elephants Shirley and Jenny were reunited at a sanctuary after 22 years, where they soon became inseparable. When Jenny passed away, the rest of her new family surrounded her, rumbling and trumpeting until she died. Source

it-was-always-real:

Disney wedding dress line 2011-2014.

(via scarysounds-and-killingclowns)

youngblackandvegan:

i do not chase people

i do not chase men, and i do not chase friends

hell, i don’t even chase family

i’m here, and i’m important

i’m not running after people to prove that i matter

(via the-shires-shadowhunter)

omgbuglen:

godotal:

Anatomy of Cartoon Characters - by Michael Paulus

That is awesome, disturbing, and awesome again.

(via the-shires-shadowhunter)

“No girl wants to hear about your “other girls””

—   (via fortabt)

(Source: ohlovequotes, via asdfghjkllove)

me:

*walks up to a group of middle schoolers skateboarding*

me:

lemme show you a trick or two

middle schoolers:

*hand me a board*

me:

this one's called stealing

me:

*runs away with it*

(Source: meme4u, via hotguysandpizza)

sansgod:

i just heard a water bottle in my room crack… there’s a ghost out here just trying to get hydrated… i can respect that

(via hotguysandpizza)

“Let them miss you. Sometimes when you’re always available, they take you for granted because they think you’ll always stay.”

—   Anonymous   (via slacked)

(Source: feellng, via asdfghjkllove)

““If you live off a man’s compliments, you’ll die from his criticism.” Cornelius Lindsey”

—   (via stunningpicture)

urdchama:

americanninjax:

jmkitsune:

sassyqunari:

shingekinosantatitan:

Can we just take a moment to appreciate Within Temptation’s cover of Radioactive? 

o.o dear GOD what is this musical gift from the GODS?!

Soooooo gooood.

Righteous.

(Source: miyusawa, via the-shires-shadowhunter)